Department of Antisocial Services

We're as nearby to you as an obnoxious wino

and as hard to take as a bad pun.

"Oh my cat climbed up the curtains yesterday! How CATastrophic! get it?? hahaha".

We're the DEPARTMENT OF ANTISOCIAL SERVICES and we're here to remind you that you're perfectly normal when compared with us. Troubled by daily life? Simply meditate upon the four of us and you'll realize that you actually have quite a good thing going. It's frightening. The four of us are virtually inseparable, and function together as a loosely knit team. We fight, but oh well. We solved that situation by agreeing not to date each other's girlfriends. Because problem solving is our middle name.

Back to my homepage if you dare to tread where the late B. Foofoo met his demise.

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