IT'S DONE!!!! (Now the library can restock their shelves)

A Grade (good-bad-good-bad) and a Check(point)

It's perfect...too perfect (but it'll do nicely)

No officer, I haven't seen anybody go by in a chair.

(apologies to the classes buzzed, and slammed into,...OOPS)

Mall Cops suck, real cops don't care.

(OK, so it was midnight and I was rollerblading...whats your point?)

Inhale that pie? What pie? I don't see no pie.

Now it is time to see what "Santa" has in store.

Barney is a masochist, punch him in the stomach and he says:

That was neat, do it again.

ps- send me mail or be locked in a room with a talking Barney.