Barney is a masochist, punch him in the stomach and he says:
That was neat, do it again.
Parallel 69 Rules---Kill Barney!
Hehe, I've got the "secret program" hehe
I love this school soooo much.....NOT
That man sounds like a prick (in unison)
Stress...It ain't over till the...wait a sec...it's over (Friday)
Tooo verbose....wait a sec...I got a what?
Thy kingdom come, the dishes shall be done.
I shall never make A booboo, a mistake maybe, but no no A booboo
Chair Derby, Wolf, Satanic infestation?
Mrs. Bobbitt says 23 chopping days till Xmas
ps- send me mail or spend a day in a Barney suit in the Mall.